An MCP view of women !!!!!

........ And God then created Eve using Adam's rib........... The defining moment !

Women ........ Gods gift to 'man'kind........... whoever said that. I'm angry, ticked off and will list out a few corny sides to the so called fairer sex.

They'd be cranky and you can't ask them if its that time of the month yet. As a guy,you've got to plan each and every conversation well in advance, just so that you don't say something that might tick them off. You've gotta learn to go that extra mile in being a better human being, have feelings and all. You can't tell girls , that was so dumb, 'cos they'd bite off your head or something. They'd be thinking about a whole lotta things that can potentially depress them ,way ahead of time and end up depressing themselves at least twice a day ! They are born with 'interior decorator' like qualities 'cos they just cant seem to stop themselves from matching every damn color you'd ever imagine, from their nail polish color to say something like the socks inside them shoes which, by the way, can't be seen. Shopping ,trips to the mall are what they're built for, see them walking right in the middle of the road with their eyes, trained to be the most multitasking weapons of stealth - one eye will be relishing the " beautiful design " on a piece of cloth while the other one might be sending pulses to the brain as to how gorgeous those bags in the other shop are ! If another woman picks up something from the same counter, they'd have seen once and rejected, pat comes the comment " Bitch! Only checking out what I like ! " They'd call everything from polka dotted panties to a pup on the road that dreaded word - "cute", an irreplaceable word in their lexicon . They are the only ones in history to coin and get away with sentences that have repetitive stuff like, " Do you love him, love him ?" or for that matter, " I'm not his girlfriend, girlfriend ". God forbid if a guy would say stuff like that ! They'd always want a guy with an " amazing sense of humour ", damn, even if they would have never said anything funny ever in their life and bored the shit out of every one from adults to small kids, always !!!!

Done, I'm through. All frustration done, out on paper ! But are they so bad ????? I'm such a freakin' MCP !!!! No, no way , sorry I gotta look at the sunny side too. My attempt ..........

They come in all shapes and sizes, emotionally and physically. She'd be the mother who waits till you get back late in the night from work just to serve you dinner. She'd be the confidant, whom you'd want to share everything with; with your head in her lap. She'd be the old lady whose wrinkly hands show you how much she loves you when she runs her fingers through your hair. She'd be your break up buddy and tell you there's more where all those came from ! Hats off to their emotional strength , when men sit around all through life saying i wont cry, i wont show my pain, many women would have faced tons of situations before on the bus, on the train, at the workplace, to fight ,to survive and yet come back smiling the next day.They'd always be the best and chosen ones to give u suggestions on doing something in a better way, any day, anytime. No body else in the world make better companions to go shopping !

Women, what would we do without them ? Sort of reminds me of the song by U2 - ' Without or without you .' Love them or hate them, you can't do without them !

Well that's the good stuff......... Forgive me ladies................... Im gonna die single, I'm so sure after this write up !